Kettle Glazed: Warning Side Effects May Include Arousal, Horniness and Libidinous Behavior
Ladies this one is for you.
As I drop my needle on my Barry White LP I want you to close your eyes and lose yourself in a world of chocolate waterfalls and whipped cream pillow skies.
“Never, never going to give you up, never ever gonna stop.”
Open your mouths and catch the drizzling minty rain and caress your skin in vanilla bean foam.
“Not the way I feel about you, I just can’t live without you.”
Taste, ladies. Taste the flavor of the famed Kettle Glazed Cronuts and moan.
Moan as your tongue tickles the soft powered sugar and your warm saliva cracks the walls of its delicate crisp, flaky layers.
“I’m never, ever gonna quit because quittin’ just ain’t my stick.”
Succumb to the tingling pop rock pulses coursing through your limbs, fingers and toes as you chew through this pastry hybrid of sweet love. Part donut. Part croissant. Part aphrodisiac.
“I’m gonna stay right here with you and do all the things you want me too.”
Pause in between bites and lick your mocha chocolate coated lips and feel the tidal wave of endorphins back stroking through your warm body as you bite into moist heaven again. Take in the pleasure and feel the satisfaction.
“I’m never ever gonna give you up. I’m never ever gonna stop.”
Nor should you ladies.
After all ecstasy is a state of mind and body worth aspiring to.
Go and play.
And don’t thank me. Thank Kettle Glazed Donuts. Oh, and Barry White.